Thursday, April 13, 2006

Retirement is good!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Thanks Bob!

3 comments:

doubleknot said...

So true, so true - but I get my hair cuts cheaper.

jellyhead said...

Tee hee, very good, Tuff!

I intend to put off retiring until someone suggests to me that my walker is getting in everyone's way. (That is my intention, but who knows what life will bring...)

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I WAS like jellyhead...never going to retire and work until I died. UNTIL I met Mr. Right and everything changed...now I enjoy every minute of being off work & retired.
Good post.