Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Thanks Bob!
3 comments:
So true, so true - but I get my hair cuts cheaper.
Tee hee, very good, Tuff!
I intend to put off retiring until someone suggests to me that my walker is getting in everyone's way. (That is my intention, but who knows what life will bring...)
I WAS like jellyhead...never going to retire and work until I died. UNTIL I met Mr. Right and everything changed...now I enjoy every minute of being off work & retired.
Good post.
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